Joke type: Blonde Joke | |
What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and
throw it back.
Submitted by: jane
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Date submitted: 2006-01-30 |
Joke type: Weight joke | |
Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.
Submitted by: jane
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Date submitted: 2006-01-30 |
Joke type: Gender Joke | |
Quote: "What is a man's idea of housework?
Lifting his legs so you can vacuum."
Submitted by: jane
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Date submitted: 2006-01-30 |
Joke type: Gender Joke | |
How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A
man once told me....
Submitted by: jane
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Date submitted: 2006-01-30 |
Joke type: Blonde Joke | |
A blonde was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop.
The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The blonde said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front
of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshner!"
Submitted by: The Joker
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Date submitted: 2006-01-30 |
Joke type: You're so ugly | |
You're so ugly, you can't get a date off the calendar.
Submitted by: The Joker
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Date submitted: 2006-01-30 |
Joke type: Blonde Joke | |
What are the best 10 years of a blonde's life?
Third grade.
Submitted by: The Joker
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Date submitted: 2006-01-30 |
Joke type: Blonde joke | |
A blonde bought an a.m. radio and it took her a month to
find out she could listen to it at night.
Submitted by: The Joker
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Date submitted: 2006-01-30 |
Joke type: Lawyer Joke | |
What is the difference between a leech and a lawyer?
The leech stops sucking you dry after you're dead.
Submitted by: The Joker
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Date submitted: 2006-01-30 |
